Akikan
Great story potential, however, it is wrapped up to quickly. Lets pray for a season 2
I have yet to write this... because I am lazy or something
I have yet to write this... because I am lazy or something
Kakeru is just a normal guy who happens to enjoy collecting beverage cans. Then one day his newest addition to his collection turns into a female, while his is drinking his... uhhh melon juice. Not only that this female has the power to user her carbonation to throw exploding melons at you. But why did this happen? And why is there a psychotic government agent trying to rape you?
Well, as the agent explains, Japan is in crisis, it wants to standardize the type of metal used on all of its cans. It seems the government cannot decide on which is better, and instead of holding a vote, they develop magical cans that turn into girls to do battles. I am pretty sure these are battles to the death, anyway yes these chicks must do battle. And whatever type of can is the last one standing will be the new standard.
How unfortunante for the Kakeru is a puss... I mean passivist. Who just wants everyone to get along. Thus refusing to allow his Akikan, so kindly named Melon, to just fight. Too bad for him the other Akikans don't care for his views.
Season 1 Episode 10
Life Sure is Boring
After watching this episode I now know why things are always so ridiculous in anime. It is because life is boring as fuck. I now know what it would be like if someone made a TV show out of my life. Just me sitting there watching anime and playing video games. All I would need is a cat and the illusion of this episode would be complete.
And what about Melon taking an Ice water bath. You know I cannot wait for someone to try that, and then freeze to death. People always seem to forget just how fucking cold Ice water is. And Melo-Melo-chan's fat is all in her boobs. She would freeze to death very quickly. Then again I guess she is a can so she is used to cold temperatures.
Season 1 Episode 8
Here are the nicely themed swimsuits
Ah what a wonderous thing harem anime is they always make sure to have a swimsuit episode. The thing I liked about this inparticular one is the swimsuits were so nicely themed, well the females anyway. Melon had melons on her melons, Yell had some nice blue and with variation on the thing she always wears. The witch had hers all purple and mystic. Actually it was kind of weird. But anyway swimsuits are nice.
I feel bad for that Ajami guy, what do they call him Gigolo? The poor guy just can never catch a break. First his friends steal his bike. Then at this pool he is nearly killed by his friends. Then nearly raped, then gets his ass kicked by the lesbo. Ah the poor guy, to bad not everyone is sane and knows a bad deal when they see one.
Season 1 Episode 6
Now They all Want Him
You know I think that all anime has some kind of message. I think that this message is that if you surround yourself with females and be their punching bag, they will all want to fuck you. Oh yeah and have give them some kind of idea they are worthless to you. Seriously, the only one who is not eating out of this guys hand is the lesbo. Not that I am sure a few of her naked fantasies won't make her join in on the potential orgy. I swear if this series could be dubbed 18 and older I am sure that in another couple of episodes the cast would have a "Study Session" and some how wake up naked and covered in the one males never-ending recess of semen... Ahhh hentai, where the male carries a baseball bat in his pants. And an ocean in is nuts.
Season 1 Episode 5
The Vindictive
OOO this is getting fun, I think one of the females is going to become a serial killer... I cannot remember her name, but she is the cute one with short purple hair. You know the one who is an innocent idiot. Yes yes she just takes things the wrong way. Then again it would not be anime if people were open-minded. I mean yes there is a male and female laughing together. God forbid they be friends. But at least this writer did not puss out, like most would.
To spoil an ending, our hero has a nice deep wound right around where his kindey should be. It was a mild shocker for me. I mean normally the hero gets lucky and dodges by the skin of his teeth. But not this time. Then again, I think the Akikan attacking him is taking this punishment a little to far. I mean her master only wants to be plowed by the hero. It is kind of hard to do that when he is dead.
Season 1 Episode 4
The Difference
Ok so this series is very interesting, in the sense that it kind of breaks the generic social dynamics of anime. I think the main thing that shows the break is the fact that everyone seems so horny. The main characters is horny, the female friend is horny, the lesbian is horny, pretty much everyone is horny, minus those who are too young. And I know that most everyone is horny in anime. HOWEVER, they are not so open about it. They are all sexually repressed and screwed up, like most Americans. I mean it is not everyday, that a guy talks about how he is so depressed that the only thing his friend can do to comfort him is to offer up her body. And it is even less often that the female replies with "Yeah ok".
Plus what is with the homosexuals in this series. I mean do the Japanese see homosexuals as that escentirc? I guess that they need a way to distinguish between the various sexualities, but it is just weird how they act. Especially the fact that in this series both homosexuals act like... well I guess they act like men. Very horny men, men who think about nothing other than sex. Honestly I did not know that like females made females so horny. Maybe I am just not used to seeing homosexuals in anime. Because that is kind of a new thing.