Blue Exorcist
I will rate this after I am done with other anime and stuff
I have yet to write this... because I am lazy or something
I have yet to write this... because I am lazy or something
As we all know there are demons in the world. In fact one demon is living amongst us. He is the son of Satan. Well that is what Rin just learned anyway. After Satan kills the priest that raised Rin. Rin vows that he will defeat Satan himself. Too bad he has a pretty bad temper.
Lucky for Rin, the head master of the Japan Branch of the church has convinced the Vatican to not kill Rin just yet. There are always conditions. Such as surviving the Exorcist training program. The question is will Rin actually succeed without killing everyone?
Season 1 Episode 19
Another Mindless Episode
Why do they do this? They have plenty of little bits of foreshadowing. Then they waste the rest of the episode doing something stupid... Like I care if the class is going to bond over having a party...
Season 1 Episode 10
KITTY!!
I want a giant cat demon that gets drunk with me. That has to be the most epic idea every. I can just chill drink, and on occasion ride it like a pony. The only thing that would make this cat more awesome is if it turned into a horny cat girl. You know like in hentai.
I love cats, they are cute, and nice. Plus they can turn into cute sexy things you can have sex with, in anime. Ah yes cat girls, I love cat girls... hmmm I wish I could figure out how to make my own cat girl. Then I would be set for life.
Season 1 Episode 11
Swimsuits
The lack of a female cast makes having a swimsuit episode hard. The question is how do you fix this problem. The answer was much easier than I realized. You simply have everyone go to the beach and spend a lot of time animating sexy NPCs. ^_^ you are brilliant writer.
Especially since the rule of the NPC is that they are not all that interesting. Have you ever noticed that? The main characters in anime always have very frilly and detailed swimsuits. Yet everyone else just has a plain colored swimsuit. Not that plain swimsuits are bad.
Season 1 Episode 13
Between the Tits
You know, I think that between the tits is a great place to hide a sword. I mean no one would see it coming. Speaking of between the tits, why don't cops check there on endowed women with low cut tops?
Seriously, you can find all the kinds of stuff between boobs. Granted it may be sticky... but if you keep the safety on I am sure that most large breasted women would be able to hid all sorts of fun lethal trinkets between their large boobs.
After all, large boobs are not just bouncy and heavy. The are natural pocket. Not just a natural pocket but a sexy pocket. Men don' have any natural sexy pockets... it is sad.
Season 1 Episode 6
When Will There Be Story?
I hate it when anime does this. You know they have to spend a bunch of time introducing the characters. You know mindless fillers that really make no sense and serve no purpose. To be honest, this anime has an interesting enough plot to get by without this crap. Then again I guess that is what I get for watching a school life anime.