Some Weird Shit From Japan
My my it has been a while since I last posted something here. I offer up no excuses other than I am lazy. As well as I am trying to catch up on anime and video games. However in my travels I came across this article, Make Female Anatomy Urinal Friendly. At that moment I thought to myself, wow this is the first time Japan's odd taste in stuff has actually scared and confused me.
So at the risk of sounding sexist shit like this should not be allowed. Sorry, it just scares me to think that females are actually carrying crap like this around. I mean if women were to pee standing up then they would have a little hose like men. However they don't, and women just have to accept that. It is natures double standard and there is nothing we can do about it. Well I guess there is something we can do about it... but... I don't know if we should. I am not to sure how I would feel have piss residue hanging around my purse if I was a female.
I mean that is what it comes down to, sanataion. The only real benefit to being able to pee standing up is so that it is easier to relieve yourself in non-bathroom places. I mean if you are going to put forth the effort to go into a bathroom to pee might as well sit down and take a break. Not to mention I would be terrified of missing. The only thing worse than sitting down and peeing is peeing on yourself. Then you get to run around smelling like piss for the rest of the day. Not to mention most of these devices look like they are more trouble than they are worth.
Another minor benefit to peeing standing up is the fact that you can just wipe it out and go and be done. With some of those yeah you can wipe it out, and just go. But with some of them you cannot do that. You have to take them out, fold them up and them remeber where the hole is. You should not have to aim at the tool that helps you stand and piss at the same time. It is not allowed, again the whole wiping it out thing. Then what happens when you wear pants?
You know I cannot really see this tool being of any real use unless the female in question is always wearing a skirt or really short shorts. If a female wears pants they you have voided the usefulness of this tool. Reason one you have to undo your pants. Reason two you have to work around your under garments. I mean shorts are one thing. Because you can fish your way through them and up through the panties. But with pants you would have to pull them down to get at the fishing area. Once again, why not go the extra mile?
So all in all this is something that should not be fought. It is not very sanitary. You run the risk of peeing on yourself. And depending upon your wardrobe you might actually piss all over yourself. Sorry ladies but this is natures double standard. Maybe in a few centuries you girls will evolve and extended tube but until then just suck it up.