So since I was extra lazy last season and do not really have anything set up. I need to a way to fill the time between now and next week so that I can start writing up descriptions on the new stuff. I guess I could blog about the old stuff, but you know... that would mean that I actually write the stuff down. Anyway, I am going to give you some insights on a fascinating field of anime called hentai. Now I cannot do that in just one blog because it would be pages and pages. So I will break it up a bit and come out with it one little bit at a time. So today we will start with something that you rarely see, to completion, in hentai "doing it yourself" or as it is better known as masturbation.

This particular act is, for the most part, absent from anime in general. So it is no surprise that you do not see it all the time in Hentai. You know unless you meet a few particular conditions. Once those conditions are met masturbating is almost impossible not to do. Which I have always found hilarious about hentai. How people rarely think when it comes to masturbation. Much like sex is just happens and really you cannot control yourself regardless of your gender. So let us start off with the few times where you will finish to completion, gender swapping.

Ah yes the old gender switch-a-roo, a hentai/anime classic if I do say so. Except in hentai when this happens a character, male or female, will suddenly poke the fun parts of their new gender. Which will lead to some really weird and awkward times of rubbing one out. It is almost like touching your new found toy is enough to set off that desire to get off. Which is just hilarious, especially considering that a lot of the time this discover is made once one needs to relieve themselves. It becomes time to clean up and well whether your are in a urinal or stall the magical touch unleashes the beast. The beast can be unleashed in another way.

I am of course talking about those who catch others having sex. Have you ever noticed that in hentai, again, male or female if someone stumbles upon a couple having sex it is almost instinct to expose yourself and touch yourself right along with the others having sex. It is really weird for me, not that I am not entirely empathetic to the reasoning. It is just kind of strange to see people stopping outside the gym shower and just start randomly jacking off. What is even stranger is how in-sync the person doing it themselves is with those actually having sex. You would think there might be some off timing, but nope, once they finish you finish that is the magic of hentai. At least in this regard they actually finish.

Then there is the random moments when awkwardly rubbing one out leads to sex. This one is kind of new to me. You know you have the desperate housewives who are not getting any and the kid down the street who has the hots for her. Generally speaking what happens is the housewife decides that she just needs to rub one out. Normally she lives in a house and she closes all the windows except the door going to the back yard. At which point the youngling appears and just like always he is instantly pants down taking care of business on himself. I wonder if there will ever be a situation where the male is caught by a female? Anyway, this of course leads to awkward looks and moments at which point the wife pretends to be coerced into having sex with the boy. However, that is for a different insight.

So yeah that is what I have noticed as the years pasted and I have watched hentai. It is such a fascinating field that I really should review it on my website, but the problem is that it costs way more than I am willing to put forth to actually own it. I mean i guess there are hentai games, but seriously $50 for two episodes? So yeah, I guess will just have my quiet moments that will make people question how much hentai I have actually watched. At least I stared out with something light right?