So I have been neglecting this blog for a bit despite the fact that I have actually been watching anime. I blame work and the Final Fantasy 14: A Realm Reborn Beta. Anyway, so for the time being I guess I will think about boobs. Yes boobs, those things I have not played with for a while. Oh well, I guess that is life. You know I am not one to really know or care, BUT I think it is time I set a few things straight about females and boobs. So I guess I will start off with the fact that I am a fan of the smaller boobs.

I know shock and awe I am one who wants to have a smaller bust size. Because when I think about it big boobs are really only good for two things. The first of course is squeezing. I mean lets face facts if your boobs are small there is not that much to grab onto, but it is a noble sacrifice. I get less jiggly, but I get more of everything else. The other thing that boobs are good for is filling out female fashion. It is sad but most female fashion seems to be built with boobs in mind. Yup that is something that kind of annoys me. After all, no matter how hot the rest of the smaller chested girl is, she can easily look plain and boring because her boobs are small. So when I really think about things those are the only reason why big boobs are good.

Now onto the number one reason why big boobs suck. I have to sit back and thing, what else is big and squishy and can be used to suffocate me. That is right, a pillow. So what is to stop said female from strapping me down and then slowly draining the life out of me with a nice gentle embrace? I mean really, it might hurt her a bit, but it is the perfect crime. I mean if a man is naked and appears to have had sex right before suffocation. I mean who would suspect that a girl killed him?

Reason number two why they suck I am pretty sure they can be used as a weapon. I mean, that is a lot of fat. So lets say you piss off the girl. Well guess what, she could slap you up with her big tits. Again, they are a little sensitive... but hey you know with the proper stimulus you could train a man to hate boobs. You know you show them to him, and then slap him up good. That is a good way to remove any desire to have boobs in his life.. you know if you combine that with other brainwashing techniques.

I am pretty sure that anime reflects reality. SO I am sure that big boobs can bring out the worst in females. You know, there are no mid range females. You get two sides of crappy. I mean on one side you have the narcissistic females who flaunt their only worth asset around. Then you have the self-loathing females who do not want their boobs. Either way, that has been my observation with anime. At least with your more typical girls you an find a girl who is right in between each of those extremes. At least I think you can... not that you would be able to really tell. There are only so many things out there that really make sense. Either way, you just seem to get one of two bads. Then again, I assume that the people who write animes actually have experience in reality.

Hmm you know this did not come out as well as I would have hoped for. Well.. I guess that is just what happens sometimes when I need to write to write. Still boobs need to be on the more average side of things for me. I mean really, god only knows what a female can hide if she is going to have boobs that are huge. At least those females who have smaller ones have to put a little more effort into the rest of them. They do not have the magical man eye magnets on them to distract away from the fact that they do not take care of the rest of their body or anything. So yeah, I am all about the smaller boobs. Not that any females read this particular blog, but I just figure I would get the word boobs out there on the net as much as possible. Anyway, expect plenty of anime updates sometime this weekend.