Today is going to be a fun today for us all. That is right I am going to review the top... uhh I guess eight searches that hit my site. Well maybe not all of them.. you know the ones that are about hentai.. those are not that funny. After all.. hentai can be kind of boring if you are not careful.. plus really... I just have to keep on typing in hentai and I get lots of pointless traffic. However, number two and number seven are hentai kind of.

So these two entries are ranma's boobs with and without the apostrophe. Who can guess which is number two and number seven? Anyway, it is really kind of funny to think that these ones have been hovering around my analytics for a while. I mean this has been one of the queries I have consistently seen for a while. Then I have to wonder, what the fuck is the fascination with Ramna's boobs? I mean yeah they are a nice pair.. but they are not really the nicest pair out there. Granted they are pretty good for a 90s non-hentai pair. I mean what exactly am I seeing here? Why does everyone want to see pictures of Ranma's boobs... then again.. maybe they are just looking for the episodes to watch to see them and pause for a second. Still.. just her boobs though.. I do not know people confuse me.

Next is the number three Slot and one of my favorites, Fire Drills Are Pointless. I remember writing that one. It is a good one, I think I was just bitter that I whenever that happened it happened like right at lunch so I missed no work. A good one though, so very true. The real challenge is to name the comedian who inspired my routine for that one. Some might even say I stole it from him, but I disagree... well regardless it is still funny. Then my mind has to wander over to the fact that.. what the hell is someone wanting to know if they are looking this up?

Really, what is someone trying to prove? I am tempted to do the search myself to see what comes up. I guess I can say fire drills are not all that pointless. I mean you have to look on the bright side of them. In the case of school or work you get about 45 minutes to 75 minutes to screw around and blame it on the fire drill.. I guess that is the only upside. Still, you have to take what you can get in the real world.

Last is the new comer to my list. "antifreeze wii u ". My thought when I see this is "Seriously"? No really who the fuck thinks that anti-freeze is going to have any kind of different effect on the Wii U? I mean really anti-freeze is basically water with chemicals in it. Then I stop the rant and thing. What the hell is someone one doing putting anti-freeze near their Wii U? What do they store their anti-freeze in the house so it does not get cold? God knows we cannot put it in the bedroom or in a closet. No lets put it right next to the video games. Yes that makes so much sense. I mean that way if I need to administer some while I am playing video games it is a quick fix. Until someone kicks it over. I think this is one of those times when I do not want to know what lead up to needing to know this.

It is always funny to see what ends up in my tracking tools. I mean really how often would you get to hear such nonsense if you were not at google itself? I mean really, I wonder what exactly google thinks my site is... I think that google assumes that my site is a porn site of some kind... I wonder if I am on some kind of porn checker tool... that would be funny. Oh the things I see when I am bored and not wanting to work.