So I was thinking maybe I should write a few paragraphs talking about that thing called NDK NYE. Then I decided that I was a bit too lazy for that. I mean it has only been a week... maybe it will seem like more fun if I wait a bit. Well now is around the time when you guys probably expect the new season reviews. Ha WRONG, I need to watch at least four episodes before that happens. You know I guess there is the whole fact that I have... lots of reviews to right... yeah I do don't I... hmmm well maybe tomorrow.. I feel like writing about cats.

Well I guess it is cat in my case. I love my cat. You see she is such a wonderful boss for me. For starters she always reminds me when I have not picked up her litter box in a while. I tend to forget. I can always tell when the poop is overflowing because she never shuts up about it. She is also a great manager for my job as well.

Working from home can be hard. You know, I am given some thought to how I want to work and what I want to work on. Well when I am lucky the kitty comes up and sits right on my lap and takes a nap. Yup she naps on me. She has the perfect spot where she stretches out and sleeps and it is non-obstructive. So to avoid her impending wraith I tend to keep working when I do not want too because she is on my lap. Oh wonderful she is, keeping me at the desk for two sometimes three hours while my bladder overflows and I am in so much pain I cannot concentrate... but she is just too damn cute to let go.

However, this can be a trick.. sometimes she just wants my love. I find she chooses the worst times for this love. When I do not give it to her she goes "Former Hot Wife, Now Fat Wife" on me. You know she meows and rubs all over me. She does everything in her power to make me get up and love her or let her sit on my lap or anything. Well sadly my mind is occupied elsewhere. As much as I want the attention, it is not convenient for me. So I have to brush her off.. at which point invokes the united wraiths.

I say united because she goes off and attacks my perfectly innocent chair. You know destruction of property and all that jazz. Well she has one fatal flaw, she is old. Being old makes that kind of thing hard because she gets stuck. My how cute it is, because she sees me reaching for her arch-nemesis... the canned air. I am too the point now where I just have to hold it in my hand to get her to stop doing something. Whether that something is attacking something or eating tape. I always spray her if she cannot get away. She is being a bad kitty.

I think she takes advantage of being old. One of those things that she does is not control her claws. I think she knows what she is doing, I just cannot prove it. Those claws come out...and go right through the pants. It is sad when you take off your pants to see all the little holes where her claws have come out. Yes she is a sweet old kitty. However, sometimes I wonder if she knows that I won't ding her for being old and not controlling her claws. I mean she does manage to get herself stuck in the floor whenever I am coming after her for pills.

Oh well regardless she is my awesome tiny kitty who has no power but to be squished and loved. She does have that one cute habit though. Where when I am laying on my side and she sits on my shoulder and stares at me. She does not even flinch. I think she is plotting to kill me. However, I cannot prove anything. I think the stare comes from her need to rip my brains out through my ears. It is not an uncommon need.. that is for sure. However, I get her back with hugs and trapping her under the blankets and stuff like that. My poor kitty is old and too loved... what will she ever do with the rest of her life?

So there you folks go, something that has nothing to do with this website. It is not just because I cannot think of anything. It is like the life is being sucked out of me when I see my long list of multiple reviews that need to be written. SO for the time being please hand in there.. there will be more life soon I promise. After I marathon through... hmm I think I have 4 unwatched animes from last season... be patient.. please keep coming while I continue to disappoint you?